20 oz Real Housewives Of Somerville, black
20 oz Real Housewives Of Medford, Navy Blue
20 oz Real Housewives Of Somerville (light teal)
I thought I had social anxiety. Turns out I just didn't want to hang out with a bunch of assholes.
Well, I'm not a doctor, Karen, but I can tell you it looks weird.
See you later assholes!
The older I get the more everyone can kiss my ass.
No one wants to hear about your diet. Just eat your salad and be sad.
Potatoes make french fries, chips and vodka. It's like the other vegetables aren't even trying
Let that shit go. (Buddha)
Life was simpler when all we had to worry about was running away from dinosaurs.
I'm sorry for all the things I said when I was being honest with you
I'm not sure how many cookies it takes to be happy but so far, it's not 27.
No matter how stupid you feel, remember, Little Red Riding Hood couldn't figure out a talking wolf in drag wasn't her grandmother
I child-proofed my house but they still get in.
Hey, train wreck, this isn't your station
Cats are wonderful. They don't judge you. All they want is love. Feed me, slut.
Here comes Apocalypse
"You wanna fly, you got to give up the shit that weighs you down." -Toni Morrison